Herp Derp Mass Effect 3 (Spoilers)
So, I just finished Mass Effect 3 and even if 90% of it is fantastic, the ending is just a slap in the face for long time fans. A big fuck you to Bioware for ending this amazing trilogy with such stupid irrational nonsense. It basically goes like this:
I control these synthetics. They are my solution to the problem of the created rebelling against their creators. Herp.
My goal is to prevent organic life from being inevitably destroyed by synthetic life, because synthetics are the superior form of life and we definitely need organics around! If there were no organics… well… it just wouldn’t be right. Derp.
We could try merging organic and synthetic life. That never occurred to me in the last 50 billion years. Hurr hurr.
All endings were such a disappointment. They were so bad that I spent at least an hour doing this:
Anwyay, back to StarCraft 2.